stitch-n-time:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

intjint:

sindri42:

funnytwittertweets:

Bees choose to live in the box where they know damn well that a large fraction of the honey will periodically be removed, instead of simply leaving that place like they are perfectly able to do, because the human box comes with an invulnerable titan to guard them against all threats. The bees consider the payment offered to this colossal mercenary to be a pretty good deal.

Bees know about supply and demand

Protection money

Protection honey

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cos-mist:

Dream Jobs :

— forest witch

— rich vampire’s wife

— haunted bookstore owner

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pikamans:

johnwickofficial:

myfairhudzen:

spacebingus:

At this point people have to be planting these shirts in secondhand stores. No way someone would get rid of this

If I knew this existed, I would wear this for my psychology classes.

It exists and you can buy it HERE!!!😂😅

@shiftythrifting

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zombearzilla:

This is just simply hilarious.

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