concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

casisinlovewithdean:

The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

the-goddamazon:

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perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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This basically my life. My mom knows this.

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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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8 hours ago // 661,624 notes
what the fffffffffffffffheck me trying to be more family friendly (via gnarly)

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